June 2012
nintendo fandoms
Zelda fans: Wow, Skyward Sword was a really good game, and I'm excited to see what comes out next!
Mario fans: I'm pretty satisfied with what's been going on so far. Nintendo is doing what they do best.
Kirby fans: I love Return to Dreamland! Epic Yarn wasn't great, but I have good hopes for the future.
Pokemon fans: NINTENDO PLEASE MAKE LOVE TO MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND EAT MY WALLET
Mother fans: *sobbing*
Metroid fans: I don't want to talk about it
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
katieesimpson:
I wonder how many people would actually care if I died, I mean really care, not just be sad because they’re being polite, who would be crushed, who would scream for me to come back, I wonder who would think of me everyday after I was gone. probably no one, but it would be nice if even just one person was truly upset.
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
l0nerstatus:
Can Square Enix & Disney grab Utada and make Kingdom Hearts 3 already.
It’s been like six years.
heronqueenblues:
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
